FagHag Serial no: Thursday, April 19, 2007
SUCCESS STORY - CINDY POON What is a Faghag? Ans: An ordinary girl whom sexuality is STR likes to mingle with AJ. So what's with the existance of faghag's in this world? Beats me! Faghag's is fun to hang out with, to go wild, gossip and enjoy each other companionship. But how to be a successful one? How does it go about? Well, I do have a successful story of a FagHag and of course rules does applies. 1)Keep track of his inventory eg. KY, DUREX or even sextoy 2)Make appointments for him 3)Create datebase for leads 4)Leads acquisition programmes 5)Marketing campaign for him 6)Organise events for him to socialize 7)Conduct sex education (Prevent ADIS)SUCCESSFUL STORY OF CINDY POON 
How to become a successful ''faghag''Well..... I'm not a lesbian nor whatever, i'm a straight. I'm a full time FagHag I'm the one who likes to mingle around with Aj's. Quite weird isnt it ? Ask me to go mos or zouk ? I'll like '' huh ' dont want , boring. The reason why is because they are more happening, adorable, straight forward, comfortable to talk with....etc...! Sometimes, i can get privileges too. Such as free entry to club, jumping of Q's, countless of bluespin or long island tea and get to widen your circle of gay friends.23 GOLDEN RULES
Ok, lets get started.... 1) Be neutral * It essential for a FagHag to prevent death upon her 2) Know him well 3) Dont ever argue with him *u never what come after next 4) Dont betray him.. * if not your head will decapitated 5) Whenever he feel emptiness and summon you, u must be there 6) When he start to bitch, absorb some bitching skills from him * for your own good 7) Once in a bluemoon, on house !!! *this will show how much u loved your him 8) During weekend, go clubbing with him * sometimes even on thursday or monday... 9) Pretend to be dead if u are ask to ...* meaning : as nothing had happened 10) When he is dramatic, make sure u are there. * if not ''bye!'' 11) Be good to him * depend how's your Aj treat u 12) Whenever he get playful, join him along (BE WILD) 13) Punctuallity does matters 14) Listen whatever he told you * those good advises 15) Think before u speak 16) Dont take things for granted 17) Shout it out when he said somethings that hurt you 18) Be thick skin when its needed. 19) Be patient 20) Dont be fussy over things 21) Endurance.......*not everyone can do that 22) Sometimes, you have to be black and white....* meaning : peng (Turn and Twist facts) 23) Lastly, Dont ever fall in love with an aj * if not u'll be ban, seriously...... Duties of a FagHagMore details will up updated.. muahahahah!
Gay boys are the worst, they leave you once they get hooked up.